Archive for May, 2006

Bye Julia Roberts?

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

New York Post’s Page Six reports
JULIA Roberts may have been dropped as the face of Christian Dior makeup, as Page Six reported last month, but the former “Pretty Woman” will still be the face of something. According to Us Weekly, Roberts is about to sign on as the spokeswoman for more downmarket Avon - for […]

Holy plastic surgery batman (or: Teri Hatcher cheats death, but at what price?)

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Again, doing some stumbling around on the net, and found pictures of Teri Hatcher.
Oofa! Omg what happened? What happened to her mind and what happened to good plastic surgery?? I know what happened to her, its called old age, but could she not afford a better plastic surgeon? But seriously, you’ve heard of the event […]

Michelle Rodriguez the felon

Monday, May 29th, 2006

I was browsing Wikipedia today (I know, I know — I’m a nerd).
And I stumbled upon this interesting entry on Michelle Rodriguez. If you recall, she was that chick that gained fame after the Indie movie Girlfight became popular. She a hottie boxer chick.
Anyways, there are some quite interesting facts about her life in this […]

Jaime Pressly is hot

Saturday, May 27th, 2006

Found some Jaime Pressly pictures from earlier in this spring.
And yep, she’s pretty hot!

Jamie Lynn Sigler has become totally cute!

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

And that’s all I have to say about that.
I mean she’s not glued together like 10-Popsickle-Stick Nicole Ritchie & she doesn’t have that blank oily stare of Drug-Mule Paris Hilton. I think I’m in love (or something).

Pam Anderson — a grandmother who wears too much.

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

Now, I’m not sure whether Pam Anderson is actually a grandmother yet, but I’m beginning to see more and more often a real physical limitation to the wonders of plastic surgery:

I wonder: if we were to render Pam Anderson down into a liquid, for how many future celebrity customers of plastic surgery might we have […]

Britney Spears almost drops her kid

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

Check out this video.
And then answer me this: what are the chances that that kid grows up normal?
I want to put up a wager that Britney Spears’ child joins the Scientologists at 3, goes on Prozac at 7, drops out of school and buys a Go-Kart track at 12 years old, and becomes a porn […]

Roselyn Sanchez looking evil or evil-looking?

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

I just stumbled across these photos of Roselyn Sanchez posing at an awards show and some more pics of her on runway. Now I don’t know what happened here, but there’s definitely something going on! Her resemblance to the Dark Lord is unmistakable and it seems like she’s plotting something evil (like the creation of […]

Director Richard Kelly on terror list

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

There is a newspaper report of the director of Donnie Darko being on a Homeland Security terror watch list.
It’s nice to see that the US goverment is really keeping an eye on the dangerous felons! No seriously, what’s the deal with these retarded watch lists. I mean why aren’t we after the really dangerous people, […]

Ashlee Simpson’s nose

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

Well it seems to be official: Ashlee Simpson has confirmed her nose job!
8 million Iraqis breathe a sigh of relief, that finally THAT suspense is over with.
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