Holy plastic surgery batman (or: Teri Hatcher cheats death, but at what price?)
Again, doing some stumbling around on the net, and found pictures of Teri Hatcher.
Oofa! Omg what happened? What happened to her mind and what happened to good plastic surgery?? I know what happened to her, its called old age, but could she not afford a better plastic surgeon? But seriously, you’ve heard of the event horizon (not the movie), when matter is captured by a black hole and not even light can escape to tell the story — well this is what has happened to poor Teri Hatcher. She has hit the celebrity looks event horizon, where there shall be very little left to her except to play Lindsay Lohan’s mother and Heather Locklear’s sister in B-movie remakes of some 70s B-movie bomb. I feel bad, I really do :`o(
It’s ok so far…
And we’re still looking good here…
But suddenly… A chink in the plastic armor!
And then…
Aaaaah!
So I guess this event horizon isn’t like immediately crossing some kind of threshold, but is more like a gradual decline in the quantity of available camera angles… This requires the further development and refinement of a theory.
This plastic surgeon ought to be shot (disclaimer: I do not endorse the murder of any plastic surgeons — this is just a flight of lyrical fancy brought on by my aching, burning eyes)!
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May 31st, 2006 at 9:03 am
It’s sad to see what happens to a celeb after she reaches a certain age. It’s like she needs to stay young to survive. Cuz she knows that there are thousands of younger better looking chicks wanting to take her spot. Don’t get me wrong I would still bang this granny. I just wouldn’t be as enthusiastic about it.
May 31st, 2006 at 4:20 pm
There are still jobs for celebs like Teri Hatcher out there… She would make a great mannequin of herself at the wax museum. I don’t know what they pay is, but this one could probably even sign autographs, as long as you keep a blindfold on your children (no sense giving them nightmares).
June 16th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
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