Nude Celebrity PicPost

I think that it goes beyond hot at this point. I mean… It’s not hot!
It’s like very un-hot actually. She’s like a twig. She’s like a teeny twig in a bathing suit:

She’s like beyond-thin! It’s like: ugh!
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Eva Longoria has this something about her… “I don’t know what” as the French say. She’s like one of the most beautiful women to come along in a long time onto the celeb scene. And she’s like 40 to boot (or pushing it)! So this makes her doubly hot:

Oh yeah! I’m salivating. I wonder if […]

Found some pictures. This time of Mischa Barton.
She’s a total total hottie:

If you look closer you can see some sort of marks on her knees. You know what that usually means? It could mean that she had a prayer meeting with the one-eyed goop-shooting serpent.
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Found some pics of Beyonce Knowles walking about with her boyfriend. I never used to think that she was hot. I used to think that she was pretty androgenous, but now… She’s like womanly! It’s crazy. Here are some pics:

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There are some photos out on the Net of Pam Anderson caught tanning nude. And her breasts are like… Wow! Check it out:

That’s some crazy plastic. I don’t know. I really don’t know.
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I expect Jessica Alba will be nude very soon on film.
Why do I make this prediction? Will its because of the string of bad movies coming out very recently: Dark Angel, Into the Blue, Fantastic Four. With this luck that her mail fans are having, she’s going to have ass-shots in a movie sometime in […]

See my previous post and pictures about her bony ass. But now, there’s a new set of pictures and she’s really becoming disturbingly pear shaped and there are some streaks of cellulite quite visible there. Disturbingly, because it’s like a real thin black pear. It’s really quite bizarre, take a look:

Like a retarded pear.

Though Kate […]

Now I can be mistaken but either Tara Reid’s drinking has gone directly into a beer belly, or she’s pregnant. Either way, any minute trace of hotness that she may have had, has disappeared into the thick air of her Bacardi-breath:

Look at those stomach regions.

But the hips are thick too. So I dunno.

Yeah you know what it is.
She’s like an attention-hungry starlet that goes from man to man like Artie Lange goes through ice cream bars.
Paris Hilton has been “caught” yet again in an upskirt shot with her vagina out for the world to see — I tell you, this is the hardest working vagina in show […]

So here is a thought experiment (get ready):
Suri doesn’t exist! I know, I know, you’ve heard it all before, but this time it’s for real!
Think about it. Crazy, gay, and bored Tom Cruise fading from the spotlight, getting old, wrinkly and gray thinks to himself… “Hm, how can I get back into the spotlight? How […]